January 11 ♥

buttsdotcom:

I need to lose 30 pounds in today

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

urbancatfitters:

idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong