reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
when u catch someone lookin at you for like the 15th time and u just like damn u tryna holla or what
"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.
My friend just said “Stop making insignificant noises” to someone else so I said “If the world had to stop making insignificant noises, you’d never get to speak.” and that’s the moment I realized I have developed the power of wit
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
the tumblr games